Day 1 Norfolk Coastal Path Friday 26th July to Brancaster Staite

After 350 mile train and 2 bus trips yesterday, I arrived in Hunstanton. The train flew through cropping areas and villages so quickly that they began to blur into each other. I am beginning to understand where the 70 million people live

Wheat fields
Something very green
Hunstanton

I am walking the Norfolk Coastal Path and will finish in Cromer, which is close to my cousin Donna’s home. I will spend a few days with her and her family.

Hunstanton is a seaside holiday town complete with Penny Arcades, little shops selling brightly coloured  buckets and spades and swim rings. Gift shops overflowed with trinkets,  magnets, and postcards, all probably made in Vietnam.

Chairs and tables outside cafes with families tucking into plates of  fish and chips that must have cost a fortune.

Train rides too

Fairy floss and balloon stalls. I keep thinking that again, this is just like the English story books I read as a kid; just the donkey rides were missing. Oh, and the sun! Although it was warm, the sky was grey.

I wandered down to the Tesco and found a cheap salad and an avocado for my dinner back in my room at the Stoke and Wash Hotel. 

I am not sure what they stoke, but the sheets had been washed well.

Sunset on the West Coast

Amanda told me about the cliffs so I checked the tides and realised I needed to be leaving at 6am to keep my feet dry.

So off at 6 am to see the cliffs. Unfortunately, my memory of geography is not so good, so I took the photo of the information board for you.

112 million years ago!!

I only had about 11km to walk so I took the time to chat to  lots of people and their dogs along the way.  I met a man who was a long  distance walker, like myself.  We had a great chat, and he has Te Araroa on the top of his list, as soon as money allows.

Beach huts

I walked along the coast then headed inland through a farming area, then back along the coast.

A free range pig farm
Low tide

The tides are huge and there is marshy areas that become the sea at high tide.  I walked along the top of dykes that help keep the sea out of the villages ( most of the time)

The day was hot and I had plenty of time so I found a nice spot in a churchyard and brewed a cuppa and read my book for an hour.

Church yard break
I didn’t see this in the church until I had made my own brew
The Stone work on the houses is changing
New houses have to be the same as the old ones

I hadn’t booked any accommodation so was pleased to get a pitch w big camp ground at Brancaster Staithe. It was huge with 95 powered sites and even more tent sites. It was filling up with the school holidays and warmer weather.

Camped near me was a family of 4 walking the Norfolk Coastal Path in the opposite direction to me. The parents had hitched around New Zealand 20 years ago and were planning to take their two teenagers over there next year. We agreed that it would probably be a different trip this time.

Campers have fire pits

There were lots of couples with their campervans, and most people had a dog or two. I was a bit of a rarity. Just me and my little tent.

Lunch spot

I had stopped for a crab roll at about 2pm today as  nearly every I had met  told me that it was compulsory.   So dinner was garlic bread and a can of beer by my tent.

Final Day – 18 July 25km to Dunbar and thoughts on John Muir Way

The last day of our walk was another nice 25km walk from North Berwick to Dunbar.  This completed our 215km walk from the East to the West Coast of Scotland. 

We left the town and cut across farmland until then followed the coast into Dunbar, another busy holiday place. The pictures below tell the story well. The day was fine and  the walk easy.

Another use for a phone box
Back streets of North Berwick
Fields in crop
The hill we didn’t clomb
Well defined paths across farmland
Through a small forest area
Passed a composing facility
Lunch stop by a doggy day care
The bay
Fellas fixing a wall
Manicured town garden
Harbour by Dunbar.

We had quite a grand finish this time as we were congratulated at John Muir’s birthplace by the local ladies who knew all about John.

We wandered through the 3 floors of the cottage reading all about him. Born in Dunbar in 1838, his family moved to USA when he was 11 years old and lived there until he died in 1914.

He learned to love the outdoors and nature as a young boy, probably to escape from his abusive father. AJohn Muir is known as the Father of National Parks and Conservation. He spent his life  advocating for the preservation of wilderness in the United States and the whole world. I didn’t know about him until I did the walk, but I feel I should have. Google him up, and you will see that he did a lot to preserve our world.

We had our last night of luxury at The Royal Mackintosh Hotel. The outside looked rather like a homeless shelter with its faded plastic flowers surrounding the doorway. 

The website suggests that people who want a modern hotel should not book here as the hitel has its quirks.

She was  grand old Victorian  building and we were quite comfortable there. We celebrated finishing  with a meal in the restaurant. Kay had pie and vegetables, and I really enjoyed the Yorkshire pudding and vege. They were  a welcome change from our discounted salads.

Our accommodation
Dinner of Yorkshire pudding

So my final thoughts on the John Muir Way

We saw more working castles, palaces, and great halls  rather than just piles of rocks, as we saw on our previous walks through Wales and England.

Every day, I felt like I was walking through history and I read about it on the many information boards along the route. I haven’t shared much with you as I very quickly forget what I have read. I can’t keep any more of  the Royal Family lineage in my mind prior to the latest Queen Elizabeth, let alone recall all the stuff back in 1000s of years.

It is a flat walk that would be good for a first damn long walk or your last one before heading off to the nursing home. Be aware that you would still need to be able to walk 25-30km a day and the easiest way is to use a your comoany like we did.We used Macs Adventures to transport our bags each day and organise all our accommodation.

This really made it easy for us. It cost me $2,800 NZD for  12 days 11 nights, bed and breakfast, and all the planning and organizing. They provided maps and information for each day, which we downloaded and could access without the internet.  Overall, it was a very good experience.

Day 8 and 9 Golf and beaches

Must inthe morning

Day 8 was a long, flat day walking out of Edinburgh city center in fog  and along the coast to Aberlady. 27km in total and our feet had had enough of walking by the end of the day.

It is easier on our feet if there is a variety of surfaces to walk on, rather than the constant flat paths of this walk. For example, a typical day on Te Araroa might include knee-deep mud,  paths with lots of tree roots, stoney areas, going  up and going down, grass, marsh, and everything on between which  is much easier on your feet.

The coast is renown for its visiting birds, and we saw people with big cameras sitting waiting for the perfect shot of a  Redshank or Iderduck. I guess the latter was used for making the eiderdowns that were on the ends of grand mothers’  beds when I was a child. 

Birds don’t do much for me or Kay, so we left the bird watching to the experts and plodded on passing groups of artists painting the scenes.

We didn’t visit
Artists drawing the scenes
Interesting shaped trees
The Old Aberlady Inn
The wee bar
Into a little shop to buy something for dinner.

I slept on my air mattress on the floor as we had been given a double bed. Kay and I didn’t mind sharing a room, but snoring and wriggling in a shared bed was going too far. The Nether Abby Hotel  was full, so no upgrade was available. Still better than a night in my tent ⛺️.

DAY 9 to North Berwick

We only had about 15 km to walk the next day, the sun was out, and we were now on the west coast of Scotland.

This area was where golf originated, so we walked by at least  15 golf courses over the next  3 days.  Some are very famous ones which I personally know nothing about. I have played golf twice, and both times, it was under the influence of alcohol. I spent most of my time in the bushes looking for that silly little ball.

The history of the game is a bit more interesting as to begin with they attempted to hit stones with curved sticks over sand dunes and around tracks.

The game became so successful that James II banned it in 1457 because military training was being neglected, and an invasion was imminent.

50 years later James IV quite enjoyed the game so reversed the law in 1502. It has been the bain of many wives since their husbands spend all weekend playing the damn game.

We walked alongside golf courses all day, some very exclusive that did not allow us smelly common walkers onto their grass, while the last one for the day had us walk through the course which was full of kids playing.

As for me, I agree with Oscar Wilde who said that golf was a good walk spoiled.

A summer day at the beach in Scotland
Mole holes
Through wheat fields today
Coffee on arrival

We arrived in the seaside village of North Berwick about 1pm and there were a lot of people trying to share the narrow footpaths with us along the Hight Street. All these villages have a High Street with a wide variety of small shops and many op shops. Big shopping centers are few and far between.

Very narrow footpaths

Golf must make money or attract money as all the houses were obviously built by wealthy people as they had large gates and gardens

Our hotel was grand looking . It boasted tartan carpet, a music room, and the largest room on our trip. It seemed as though all the other guests were here to play golf.

Our home for the night
The executive suite
Tartan carpet

Day 6 and 7

Day 6 saw us getting closer to Edinburgh and we basically walked from one park to another  finishing our 29km day in Queensferry, where there are 3 bridges across the Harbour, 1 for trains and 2 for  cars.

More mansions
Biggest steam train museum here. We didn’t stop for a look
Not sure how the boats stay upright

Day 7 saw the coast and walked into Edinburgh central . It was a long day as lots to see on the way through suburban Edinburgh.

The walking gets slower as we have more roads and turns to navigate. We walked around the Edinburgh Zoo, catching a glimpse of a zebra.

Many dog walkers in the parks
Looking at us from the zoo
A zebra in Scotland?
More canals bordered by apartment buildings
Manicured gardens in a park at last

We donned our ponchos as it began to rain as we headed across  for last half hour as we headed across The Meadows Park, past Greyfriars Bobby statue and along the Royal Mile.  I had stayed in this area nearly 20 years ago so it was very familiar and brought back some good memories.

I will explore it more when I am back here next week.

The number of people and traffic was all a bit of a culture shock to us as  commuters and tourists with umbrellas all rushed to get out of the rain. There are no verandas above the shops, unlike New Zealand, so everyone gets wet when it rains. Very silly, I think.

We stayed at the Premier Inn where I had a nice curry and a beer in the restaurant, just for a change from eating in a salad in our room.

Birthday on John Muir Way

I have had a wonderful birthday today in Scotland. I started the day with a Full Scottish breakfast complete with Haggis and black pudding.

That should keep me going all day

Today we had a  25km day ending at the Champany Inn at  Linlithgow.  We walked through a  park where there was a Park Run in progress, so we were amongst runners and dogs of all ages and shapes and sizes.

Park Run
Callendar House

We came across Callendar House, a mansion that dates back to the 14th century.  Through wars, rebellions and the industrial revolution, Callendar House has played host to many great historical figures over the centuries, including Mary, Queen of Scots, Cromwell and Bonnie Prince Charlie.

The mansion was used in the second series of  Outlander.

It was free entry, so  I finally was able to see an impressive historic building that wasn’t just a pile of rocks up on top of a  steep hill.

We spent an hour wandering around the rooms. The long history of the site was well documented.  There was  information about the Antonine Wall and the Roman period in Scotland. We had been following a long stretch of the Antonine Wall, which dates back to the Roman times. There were forts strategically placed along the wall, just visable now as mounds of grass or plaques about them.  Definitely not as interesting as that real live Callendar House.

A fort was under there

The path today was quite varied and pretty.

Pretty forests
Through tunnels
Huge bridges above small houses
Across an aqueduct


The day got better as we arrived in Linlithgow. There was an Aldi store, which we both enjoy a wander around, finding bargains.  I bought myself a birthday treat of tube of moisturizer as my legs were getting scales on them.
So for a grand total of  £6.50 I had a present, a salad and cheese for my dinner, and a bottle of South African wine to celebrate my birthday.

Aldi middle isle


Then, to top off the day, we came across the Linithow Palace whuch was  under reconstruction.  Kay shouted me entry to the “pleasure palace” that was used as a stopover for royals traveling between Edinburgh and Stirling castles. It was the birth place of Mary Queen of Scots in 1542 and James 1, born 1542, and Priness Elizabeth born 1596. (Not the latest Elizabeth) Obviously, there were some good midwives in the area.

Huge fireplace
Nice view of the loch from my palace window

It had 122 fireplaces and, even though the roof and any wooden floors and doors etc. were long gone  it was easy to imagine what the castle looked like in all her glory.

Our accommodation at the Champagny Inn was very nice, an inn that had been privately owned by the same family for over 50 years. 

A foot bath?

I commented on the pretty flower garden out the window.  Kay came back very quickly, saying, “They are just weeds and f##n ragwort.” The move to let everything grow naturally is alive and well in Scotland too.

This was the first place we stayed at that had a top sheet and a fitted bottom sheet.

Days 2, 3 and 4

Our next three days were all about 25km.  Strathblane,  then Kilsyth, followed by Falkirk saw us moving across Scotland. There wasn’t anything exciting to report: hardly a hill to moan about or any rain at all.

Lots of Roman history

We had paid for a posh trip, with accommodation all paid and planned because of the prediction of bad weather. But it didn’t come! So we arrived at our hotels, feeling a little bit fraudulent. We stopped at a shop to buy our dinners as the budget did not include dinners out.

We walked along canals which are always flat and long and straight; read a bit boring. There weren’t many boats, but we did watch one called Madeline go through a few locks. We kept coming across them over 2 days, so reckon we walked about the same pace as a canal boat.

On that boat was a couple, and their sister in law and 4 dogs. Looking at the women, we noted that they would be better off walking rather than sitting on the canal boat. I think the dogs would rather be running alongside as well.

I keep feeling that I can’t be pleased. I started out unfit and carrying 10kg of extra  fat and not ysed to having another 10kg of pack on my back. so small hills were hard going for me.

The above fort today – not very interesting.

Granny makes a new friend

Each day we arrived by late afternoon.  Yhe supermarkets mark down their sandwiches and salads and other fresh foods at this time.  So we pick up bargains to eat in our rooms.  Everything is very expensive here and neither Kay nor I feel the need to go out to restaurants for dinner, especially after the full breakfasts.

The walk is not a challenge, so our challenge is to do it as cheaply as possible. I think we are doing well in that department.

Dinner
Our bags are couriered our next hotel
Everything is tartan
These guys work the locks for a boat then bike along to the next one ready to do it again
Many old bridges
18 km along this canal on day 3. Pretty but not very exciting.
Very green

I noticed that the houses were more likely to be painted white here compared to the Englush and Welsh, which were basic stone.

Buildings are white rather than stone

This wheel was interesting because it allows the canal boarts to basically get up a big hill. We sat I the sun and watched the machine move the canal boats up to the next level.

Day 4 even saw me wearing my sunbathing and sunglasses all day. I had carried them for over 500km so wasn’t going to waste an opportunity to use them.

Our trip includes full Scottish Breakfasts which is probably enough food for a whole day. We squirell  away some pastries and fruit to have for our lunch along the way. I have enjoyed vegetarian sausages, haggis and black pudding along with yoghurt (very sweet), cereals, fruit and toast with spreads.

Full Scottish

I could get used to this. It is way better than the porridge that we soak (not cook)  sitting beside our tents. However, I do think the latter is more the real Karen.

Day 1  9 July Helensburgh to Balloch 15km

Our bnb

It was only 15 kms and not much of a climb, so  a perfect walking  day except it was a bit  wind, or blowy, as the English say.   We walked mainly through forestry areas with a diversion  to the cycle path because a tree was over the path.

At the start

In New Zealand we would just climb over or under or go around a fallen tree. I remember a day on Te Araroa, near Nelson, where a tornado had gone through our path. We spent about 5 hours clamoring over, crawling under, and bush bashing around dozens of fallen trees. In Scotland, one fallen tree creates a full reroute of the track. We were feeling very spoiled.

Balloch, very touristy
Home for the night

Afternoon zzzz

Some R & R

Two nights in Penrith and three in Glasgow, then 2 in Helensburgh gave us a good time to rest and recuperate  wash our clothes and sort our plans for the next walk.  I visited the local libraries to do some online work, and we shopped the op shops mostly.

On a bus tour

In Glasgow we took a hop on hop off tourist bus as it was cold and wet, and we had done enough walking. We hoped off once but generally just enjoyed the humorous commentary by the tour guide. We learned that Glasgow was built by the wealth created  by the tobacco trade, which used a lot of slave labour. They are not so proud of that these days.

A Sydney Opera House lookalike and a big stadium
Apparently the most photographed city icon

We stayed at a hotel in  Kevin Grove in the city centre very close to the museum.  Glasgow is an arty and musical city, unlike myself.

We had already made the decision not to walk the Kentigern Way after reading g that the signage could be a bit confusing. We had had enough of that already.

The promised heat wave was not going to be forthcoming and the idea of walking in the rain in Scotland without having booked accommodation did not please us.

We spent a lot of time on the internet trying to work a plan for the John Muir Way, which goes across the country from Helensburgh on the East to Dunbar on the West. 134 miles or 216 km, it will take us 11 days of walking about 20-30 km a day. 

In the end, we signed up for a self guided walk with Macs Adventures. Kay has used them previously and said they were good. This means that they organise the accommodation with breakfasts, they transport our gear from hotel to hotel and provide a daily plan for us. Their app had all the directions and instructions, so we just have to walk. It costs a lot more, but we didn’t want to be trying to find somewhere to sleep after a day walking in the rain. We were both relieved when it was booked.

After 2 nights in the city, we moved  to an airbnb out at Paisley  which is a town in its own right but  part of the greater Glasgow city.  As we had all day to fill in and were feeling that we had been a bit lazy, we decided to walk out there. It was only 13 miles or 21 kms. It took us 6.5 hours.

So off we went with our raincoats on as   cold squally showers were  predicted all day. And for once they got it right. 

The walk was interesting as we got to see many different parts of the city in detail. We basically  walked for 6.5 hours along the main arterial route across the city, going  from one set of little local shops to the next.  We took cover  from the rain in shop doorways, petrol stations, police stations, and whatever else we could run to when the heavens opened.

A 21km city walk

Each group of shops, about 1km apart, had at least one barber shop and one or two hairdressers. They were all busy and made me think that hair was very important to these people. More important than coffee even, as we struggled to find a cafe along the way, eventually finding one run by a church group that sold cheap coffee and pastries, was warm, and had a toilet. That was just what we needed.

A Paisley Street
Old weavers cottage

In the  19th century, Paisley was a global centre of the weaving industry, giving its name to the Paisley shawl and the Paisley pattern. A young Queen Victoria wore shawls made here, so just like the influencers of today, this helped make the local garments sought after around the world. This declined in the 20th century with the last mill closing in 1993. I remember making Paisley dresses in the 1970s having no idea where the word came from.

We both liked this place as the  buildings were all old but more spaced out. The history was evident as there has been churches there since the 6th century.

Another beautiful church

 There are about 50 churches in the city although some have been converted to apartment buildings or put to other uses such as thd Art Centre.  The civic buildings were magnificent too, made with huge columns and very ornate decorations.  Flash buildings like those always make me wonder how the many poor working families felt when comparing them to their basic cottages with outdoor toilets.

So many churches
Trees growing put of buildings

We were there for  the annual celebration of Sma’ Shot Day. There was a parade down the main streets followed by the burning of an effigy of a “cork”  . It celebrates the historic victory of local weavers in a dispute with their employers, the manufacturers, known as “corks”

Lady in yellow
Burn him

Our airbnb was the ground floor on the left of the photo below. It was very pleasant, if not minimalistic.  Only 2 coffee cups but 12 wine glasses!

Rooms in Paisley
A pie in a can

I took the opportunity to cook some proper veges and try out the pies in a can that we had been seeing in the supermarkets. Take off the lid with a can opener then cook in the oven. The steak and kidney pie was surprisingly very nice and only £2.50. My bag of veges was £1.

A proper dinner with veges

These Brits really do like their statues, and so do the birds. But we  noticed that the birds weren’t too keen on Queen Victoria as she had none of the proverbial running down her head, whereby the local statemen were covered in bird poop. Go figure that!

A clean Queen Victoria

Final Day Lady Anne’s Way

Our final day was fine and pretty as we were walking through suburban villages and smaller farms as we got closer to Penrith. 

Pretty gardens
Getting off trail again in a field

As navigating wasn’t easy, Kay had her head in her phone most of the day because the markers were not to be found.

Old bridges
Lady Anne’s Way  walkers
Brougham Castle

We came across a retired English couple who had been a day ahead of us. They were the only people we had met doing the Lady Anne’s Way.  They had a map and guide book and no gps so had spent a lot of extra time finding their way.

We met up with them again at Brougham Castle, another one that Lady Anne owned, where we had lunch. Also had a photo with them at Penrith, the end of the trail.

Brougham Castle
Three happy hikers

We carried on into Penrith meeting a group of three lads on a walking trip up to Edinburgh. A German, a South African, and one from Belgium. They were in awe of our journey and how far we cover in a day, compared to them.  The German guy had recently been in New Zealand, and the guy from Belgium was very interested in Te Araroa.

We made it to the end.
Our new friends at the end.

We had booked an airbnb for a couple of nights in Penrith, which was such a treat.

Overall, this walk was not difficult, but it would have been better with more markers. We spent a lot of time finding  our way. It is a relatively new trail, so hopefully, it will get better as more people walk the route.  We missed the interaction with other walkers. The weather wasn’t very summery but the villages and farms were just like I have seen on chocolate boxes and English TV programs and movies. I really don’t understand why I am always surprised at this!

Well, it is new to the modern walking trail community, however Lady Anne regularly followed this path 500 years ago. She and her servants must have had a better sense of direction than we do.

Day 6 Sat 29th to Kirkby Thor

I had a surprisingly good sleeping the church, I thought I would have bad dreams about ghosts and nuns, but no, I didn’t.

We walked for about an hour into Appleby, which is a larger market town. We arrived wet and cold and soon followed directions to an open cafe. After piling our wet coats and packs into a corner, we ordered coffees and a scone and started to chat with the staff and other customers.

Appleby, a pretty town
Each shop has a book character in the window

Everyone we come across is amazed at meeting two old ladies from New Zealand with full packs, including tents and food. Most walkers here are put for the day or use tour companies to carry their gear from pub to pub.

We try to find the next best camping spot or good places to visit but always need to be aware of a locals “just up the road” as it can can be 15km and a few minutes for a car, but 4 hours walk for us.

I am beginning to think books cause heart attacks

We visited Lady Anne’s Alm house which was built in 1651.  It is a group of houses for ladies down on their luck. It still operates today in the sane fashion.

Lady Anne’s Almhouse

We walked on through the countryside.

Walked right through another farm and stopped to look into a big shed. Met the owner and his 2 workers who were shoveling shit for him on their Saturday off from working in a gypsum mine.  Kay always has a good conversation with the farmers. I am the one who asks the silly but obvious questions. They were clearing out what had been  pig pens so they could be used for rearing lambs.

Miners shoveling shit on a Saturday
What are these for?
Kay and farmer discuss the big round tank

All the farms have big tanks that they shovel all the mess into, mix it up with water, and then spread back on the paddocks. Perfect ♻️. 

On this walk, I am constantly smelling unpleasant (to me) odors, which is contrary to my understanding of “fresh country air.”

House and barns so close

The houses are so close to the barns that I guarantee that the washing doesn’t come in smelly like perfumed laundry powder. More likely to be smelling like the back end of an animal.

Come to think about it we have only seen about 4 lots of washing hanging on clothes lines, even though we have spent a fair amount of our time walking in behind houses. Maybe they don’t like the country smells or just prefer to use a drier.

Our first real puddle

Arrived 2.30 at Kirkby Thore, a little village with no shop and not even a pub. That was a first! We tossed up going further, but rain was expected, and the church was open and welcoming.

It had a kitchen and toilet added in recent years that meant moving the huge organ.

This was the first church I had seen with a clock on the steeple. In my experience, clocks are usually in the town hall or the post office.

Church with a clock ⏰️

So we made ourselves at home sitting around the table, me reading a book and Kay attempting a crossword she had ripped out of a newspaper earlier in the day. She didn’t have much luck with the clues, so screwed up the  paper to suff in her wet shoes.

Our home for the night

We had eaten our dinner when a man, with the compulsory dog , arrived to give the clock its weekly wind up.   We had a long discussion  about politics, as the elections are on this week. He obviously enjoyed a good chat, and eventually, his wife rang to make sure he hadn’t fallen down the steep spiral staircase. So he and the dog climbed up the staircase and wound the clock.

He said he would let the church warden know that we were there, so she didn’t lock us in. Kay had already put herself into her sleeping bag by the time the warden arrived to check that we were OK and had everything we needed.

So we had a good chat with her too.

We had a  very comfortable night in this church too.